ONLY WHEN THE LAST TREE HAS BEEN CUT DOWN, THE LAST FISH HAS BEEN CAUGHT,
AND THE LAST STREAM POISONED, WILL WE REALIZE WE CANNOT EAT MONEY.
~ Attributed to the Cree Nation

A Global Mission

Somewhere along the way, we forgot how to feed ourselves. We forgot the farmer who knew our name, the baker who shaped our bread, the market where seasons still meant something. Corporate food systems filled that space — and in doing so, disconnected us from our land, our health, our communities, and our future.

The truth is uncomfortable but urgent: we are not decades away from a crisis. We are years away. The same growth-at-any-cost model that emptied our farmers markets is accelerating climate change, impoverishing the farmers still trying to grow for us, and charging us exorbitant prices for the privilege of getting sick.

But here is what they don't want us to know: it doesn't have to be this hard to change.

The Painted Llama is a global community and promotional platform built to find, amplify, and support the farmers, makers, and creators building a better food future for ourselves and our planet We are here to teach everyone willing to learn that growing and cooking real food is not as hard as we've been led to believe.

Bloom. Grow. Thrive. Together.

Your Community!

Welcome to a community of gardeners, farmers, cooks, and creators. We share ideas and recipes, swap skills and stories, teach and learn. We celebrate every harvest, every project, every success - big or small. We're here to lift each other up, shine a light on our wins, support and learn from our failures.

This is not strictly a recipe or garden blog - we comb the internet to find Recipe Blogs, YouTubers, Gardeners, Cooks, Farmers and Creators globally in order to promote you and your hard work, to help others find, follow and learn from you.

Whatever your experience level, whatever your patch of land or kitchen looks like — there's a seat at this table for you. Bring what you know, share what you grow, and let us help you promote yourself and how you're making the planet a healthier, happier and more sustainable world for all.

Time for Planting!

Hello Spring!

Spring has sprung in the northern hemisphere. A time to start prepping and planting. Some of you may have already started, good for you! Some are still battling the cold nights. Wherever you are, and whatever your weather is doing - let's get to planting!

Hop on over to our Garden Wiki for tips, tricks, and information on growing the highest yeilds you can. And if you have some extra time, let's start that journey to cooking better food. Hope on over to the Cooking Wiki - no matter your level of cooking expertise and let's start having some fun!

Don't forget to check out our Member / Showcase Directory where each week we feature a Gardener, Cook, or Creator that can help you achieve your gardening, crafting, & cooking goals!

Home & Garden Club

This is your corner of the internet for all things home, garden, and creative living. We believe the best life is one you build with your own hands.

Grow a garden. Cook real food. Fix up your space. Make something from nothing. Share what you know. Learn from others who love the same things you do.

Life is messy. Gardening is messier. That's kind of the whole point.

Buy, Sell or Promote

Our marketplace is dedicated to selling and promoting products we use and create, and those our members use and create -all crafted by real people who love sustainable home, health, beauty, garden growing and farm living.

Find something you'll actually use, or sell the things you make. Members can list their own products, websites, and stores.

This is a place to promote yourself, your products and live your dream of a more sustainable, healthier, happier world.

The Garden Wiki

Herbs

Vegetables

Fruits & Nuts

Trees & Shrubs

Flowers

Fabulous Fungi

Birds, Bees & Bugs

Garden Plots & Plans

The Cooking Wiki

Herbs & Spices

Sugars & Salt

Oils & Vinegars

Flours & Starches

Broths & Sauces

Condiments

Fruit & Veg

Dairy & Eggs

Bread & Snacks

Meats & Fish

Pasta & Rice

Jams & Jellies

Deserts & Drinks

Viva le' Vegan!

Measure & Slice

Kitchen Tools

Preserving